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Chat room #xkp on IRC network CyberArmy was registered at 2017-03-15 and automically assigned to group Army Chat Rooms. Registration of this chat room was based on web requests.

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2017-11-23  A bit of talcum Is always walcum -- Ogden Nash
2017-11-22  Don't smoke the next cigarette.​ Repeat.​
2017-11-21  "sic transit discus mundi" (From the System Administrator's Guide,​ by Lars Wirzenius)
2017-11-20  Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.​ -- Walt Kelly,​ "Potluck Pogo"
2017-11-19  Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one wild afternoon??
2017-11-18  People don't change; they only become more so.​
*​*​*​ *​*​*​*​*​*​*​ *​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​*​ *​*​*​*​*​*​ Confucious say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.​" *​*​*​*​*​*​*​ *​*​*​
2017-11-16  Sorry never means having your say to love.​
2017-11-15  I love you more than anything in this world.​ I don't expect that will last.​ -- Elvis Costello
2017-11-14  BARRY .​.​.​ That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY WAY" I've ever heard!!
2017-11-13  The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].​ -- Kras the Klingon,​ "Friday's Child",​ stardate 3497.​2
2017-11-12  You look like a million dollars.​ All green and wrinkled.​
2017-11-11  Water,​ taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.​ -- Mark Twain
Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are.​
2017-11-09  Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
2017-11-08  I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
2017-11-07  If I cannot bend Heaven,​ I shall move Hell.​ -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
2017-11-06  Verba volant,​ scripta manent!
2017-11-05  The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.​
2017-11-04  Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.​ -- Marcus Aurelius
2017-11-03  The bomb will never go off.​ I speak as an expert in explosives.​ -- Admiral William Leahy,​ U.​S.​ Atomic Bomb Project
2017-11-02  Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.​
2017-11-01  Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis.​ You can't simply say,​ "Today I will be brilliant.​" -- Kirk,​ "The Ultimate Computer",​ stardate 4731.​3
2017-10-31  This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.​
2017-10-30  Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.​ -- Billy Rose
2017-10-29  I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
2017-10-28  "It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.​" -- Henry Allen
2017-10-27  Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.​
2017-10-26  Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers? -- No? GOOD!
2017-10-25  We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.​
2017-10-24  For gin,​ in cruel Sober truth,​ Supplies the fuel For flaming youth.​ -- Noel Coward
2017-10-23  "Never make any mistaeks.​" (Anonymous,​ in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.​)
2017-10-22  question =​ ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm.​ Shakespeare
2017-10-21  The surest way to remain a winner is to win once,​ and then not play any more.​
2017-10-20  My father,​ a good man,​ told me,​ "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it.​" -- Erich Maria Remarque
2017-10-19  I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.​ -- Fratianno
2017-10-18  The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.​ -- Spock,​ "Requiem for Methuselah",​ stardate 5842.​8
2017-10-17  Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.​
2017-10-16  Even if you do learn to speak correct English,​ whom are you going to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow
2017-10-15  Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval,​ and everything else follows in the same way.​ -- Alan J.​ Perlis
2017-10-14  A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.​
2017-10-13  I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.​
2017-10-12  You can observe a lot just by watching.​ -- Yogi Berra
2017-10-11  To err is human,​ to purr feline.​ To err is human,​ two curs canine.​ To err is human,​ to moo bovine.​
2017-10-10  Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.​
2017-10-09  Force it!!! If it breaks,​ well,​ it wasn't working anyway.​.​.​ No,​ don't force it,​ get a bigger hammer.​
2017-10-08  Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
2017-10-07  If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased,​ do not use.​
2017-10-06  Life is like a tin of sardines.​ We're,​ all of us,​ looking for the key.​ -- Beyond the Fringe
2017-10-05  If you put it off long enough,​ it might go away.​
2017-10-04  Higher education helps your earning capacity.​ Ask any college professor.​
2017-10-03  We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon! -- Maxwell Smart
2017-10-02  "A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea on the net.​" (David Parsons in c.​o.​l.​development.​system,​ about coding in C.​)
2017-10-01  Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont? A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.​
2017-09-30  "If Jesus came back today,​ and saw what was going on in his name,​ he'd never stop throwing up.​" -- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
2017-09-29  Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
2017-09-28  The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.​
2017-09-27  If people concentrated on the really important things in life,​ there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.​ -- Doug Larson
2017-09-26  The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons,​ don't make us better people,​ and don't come in clearly enough.​ -- Bill Maher
2017-09-25  May you have many handsome and obedient sons.​
2017-09-24  Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.​
2017-09-23  BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.​)
2017-09-22  Chocolate chip.​
2017-09-21  Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot,​ it could only be worse in Cleveland.​ -- National Lampoon,​ "Deteriorata"
2017-09-20  The 'A' is for content,​ the 'minus' is for not typing it.​ Don't ever do this to my eyes again.​ -- Professor Ronald Brady,​ Philosophy,​ Ramapo State College
2017-09-19  Ignore previous fortune.​
2017-09-18  "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,​ for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.​"
2017-09-17  "Surely you can't be serious.​" "I am serious,​ and stop calling me Shirley.​" -- "Airplane"
2017-09-16  No line available at 300 baud.​
2017-09-15  May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.​
2017-09-14  If there are epigrams,​ there must be meta-epigrams.​
2017-09-13  We have nowhere else to go.​.​.​ this is all we have.​ -- Margaret Mead
2017-09-12  "Shelter,​" what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.​
2017-09-11  Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one,​ but he gets three credits for it.​
2017-09-10  Auribus teneo lupum.​ [I hold a wolf by the ears.​] [Boy,​ it *​sounds*​ good.​ But what does it *​mean*​?]
2017-09-09  sillema sillema nika su
2017-09-08  Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.​
2017-09-07  No one can put you down without your full cooperation.​
2017-09-06  Not every question deserves an answer.​
2017-09-05  Ego sum ens omnipotens.​
2017-09-04  Said the attractive,​ cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray.​"
2017-09-03  "Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?" "NO! .​.​.​ I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.​'" -- Bloom County
2017-09-02  Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.​ -- Kirk,​ "The return of the Archons",​ stardate 3157.​4
2017-09-01  I love dogs,​ but I hate Chihuahuas.​ A Chihuahua isn't a dog.​ It's a rat with a thyroid problem.​
2017-08-31  You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.​
2017-08-30  We have met the enemy,​ and he is us.​ -- Walt Kelly
2017-08-29  To any truly impartial person,​ it would be obvious that I am always right.​
2017-08-28  It's a small world,​ but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.​ -- Steven Wright
2017-08-27  Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!
Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.​
2017-08-24  The more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.​
2017-08-23  If you don't drink it,​ someone else will.​
2017-08-22  "His eyes were cold.​ As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside.​ Yes,​ cold and therefore difficult to chew.​.​.​"
2017-08-21  Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.​ It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.​
2017-08-20  Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht.​ -- Albert Einstein
2017-08-19  Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.​
2017-08-17  Pardon this fortune.​ Database under reconstruction.​
2017-08-16  Thrashing is just virtual crashing.​
2017-08-15  To stay youthful,​ stay useful.​
2017-08-14  He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.​ -- Bion
2017-08-13  Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.​
2017-08-12  Be frank and explicit with your lawyer .​.​.​ it is his business to confuse the issue afterwards.​
2017-08-11  It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.​
2017-08-10  Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.​
2017-08-09  If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents,​ would it cost $2.​50 in Dog Dollars?
2017-08-08  Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.​
2017-08-07  Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.​ (Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).​
2017-08-06  I will follow the good side right to the fire,​ but not into it if I can help it.​ -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
2017-08-05  Under capitalism,​ man exploits man.​ Under communism,​ it's just the opposite.​ -- J.​K.​ Galbraith
2017-08-04  OK,​ so you're a Ph.​D.​ Just don't touch anything.​
2017-08-03  If you would keep a secret from an enemy,​ tell it not to a friend.​
2017-08-02  I can't think about that.​ It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS .​.​.​
2017-08-01  Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.​
2017-07-31  Cats are smarter than dogs.​ You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.​
2017-07-30  Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.​ -- William Shakespeare,​ "The Rape of Lucrece"
2017-07-29  Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time,​ and sometimes you weep.​ -- Carl Sandburg
2017-07-28  Humor in the Court: Q: Are you sexually active? A: No,​ I just lie there.​
2017-07-27  Hodie natus est radici frater.​
2017-07-26  It is a profitable thing,​ if one is wise,​ to seem foolish.​ -- Aeschylus
2017-07-25  Yow! Are we wet yet?
2017-07-24  You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.​
2017-07-23  Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.​ -- William Phelps
2017-07-22  My computer can beat up your computer.​ - Karl Lehenbauer
2017-07-21  When a man is tired of London,​ he is tired of life.​ -- Samuel Johnson
2017-07-20  I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
2017-07-19  They took some of the Van Goghs,​ most of the jewels,​ and all of the Chivas!
2017-07-18  To craunch a marmoset.​ -- Pedro Carolino,​ "English as She is Spoke"
2017-07-17  Avoid cliches like the plague.​ They're a dime a dozen.​
2017-07-16  If something has not yet gone wrong then it would ultimately have been beneficial for it to go wrong.​
2017-07-15  Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.​
2017-07-14  Do you know the difference between a yankee and a damyankee? A yankee comes south to *​_​_​_​_​_​visit*​.​
2017-07-13  Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.​ -- Thomas Jefferson
2017-07-12  "The whole world is about three drinks behind.​" -- Humphrey Bogart
2017-07-11  Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).​ -- Edgar R.​ Fiedler
2017-07-10  I feel .​.​.​ JUGULAR .​.​.​
2017-07-09  Message will arrive in the mail.​ Destroy,​ before the FBI sees it.​
2017-07-08  "What terrible way to die.​" "There are no good ways.​" -- Sulu and Kirk,​ "That Which Survives",​ stardate unknown
2017-07-07  I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.​ -- Steven Wright
2017-07-06  Words can never express what words can never express.​
2017-07-05  Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.​
2017-07-04  Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good.​ I know better.​ The things I worry about don't happen.​ -- Watchman Examiner
2017-07-03  Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning.​ -- Marlo Thomas
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.​ Had there been an actual emergency,​ then you would no longer be here.​
2017-07-01  Most people want either less corruption or more of a chance to participate in it.​
2017-06-30  Give me a fish and I will eat today.​ Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.​
2017-06-29  Whatever became of eternal truth?
2017-06-28  There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.​ -- Dr.​ Who
2017-06-27  The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.​ -- Clarence Darrow
2017-06-26  I'm a soldier,​ not a diplomat.​ I can only tell the truth.​ -- Kirk,​ "Errand of Mercy",​ stardate 3198.​9
2017-06-25  Is there life before breakfast?
2017-06-24  .​.​.​ at least I thought I was dancing,​ 'til somebody stepped on my hand.​ -- J.​ B.​ White
2017-06-23  Never appeal to a man's "better nature.​" He may not have one.​ Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.​ -- Lazarus Long
2017-06-22  I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.​ Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.​ -- Peter Oakley
2017-06-21  "The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.​" -- Charles Schulz,​ "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Over"
2017-06-20  Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.​ -- Charlie Brown
2017-06-19  inbox,​ n.​: A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with,​ but are afraid to throw away.​
2017-06-17  I read the newspaper avidly.​ It is my one form of continuous fiction.​ -- Aneurin Bevan
2017-06-16  Alone,​ adj.​: In bad company.​ -- Ambrose Bierce,​ "The Devil's Dictionary"
2017-06-15  Life is a yo-yo,​ and mankind ties knots in the string.​
I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody.​ It doesn't generate revenue.​ (Dave '-ddt->` Taylor,​ announcing DOOM for Linux)
2017-06-13  Most public domain software is free,​ at least at first glance.​
2017-06-12  A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well.​
2017-06-11  The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
I think your opinions are reasonable,​ except for the one about my mental instability.​ -- Psychology Professor,​ Farifield University
2017-06-09  If swimming is so good for your figure,​ how come whales look the way they do?
2017-06-08  "We all know Linux is great.​.​.​it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.​" (Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium)
2017-06-07  If this fortune didn't exist,​ somebody would have invented it.​
2017-06-06  The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully.​ -- Russian Proverb
2017-06-05  Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.​
2017-06-04  Never try to outstubborn a cat.​ -- Lazarus Long,​ "Time Enough for Love"
2017-06-03  The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.​ -- New York Times,​ Jan.​ 20,​ 1981
Suaviter in modo,​ fortiter in re.​ Se non e vero,​ e ben trovato.​
2017-06-01  Habit is habit,​ and not to be flung out of the window by any man,​ but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.​ -- Mark Twain,​ "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
2017-05-31  The universe is an island,​ surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds universes.​
2017-05-28  Stop searching.​ Happiness is right next to you.​ Now,​ if they'd only take a bath .​.​.​
2017-05-27  Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you .​.​.​ -- Gilda Radner
2017-05-26  I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.​ -- Chauncey Depew
2017-05-24  If you are a police dog,​ where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.​
2017-05-23  Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.​
2017-05-22  Speaking of purchasing a dog,​ never buy a watchdog that's on sale.​ After all,​ everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
2017-05-21  I'm having a tax-deductible experience! I need an energy crunch!!
2017-05-20  You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.​
2017-05-19  Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.​
2017-05-18  Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.​
2017-05-17  It was Penguin lust.​.​.​ at its ugliest.​
2017-05-16  When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.​ -- Weber cartoon caption
2017-05-15  The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty,​ the jury would never hear the evidence.​ -- H.​ L.​ Mencken
2017-05-14  The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.​
2017-05-13  It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.​
2017-05-12  Tout choses sont dites deja,​ mais comme personne n'ecoute,​ il faut toujours recommencer.​ -- A.​ Gide
2017-05-11  Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.​ -- Mark Twain
2017-05-10  If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks,​ I would send a barrel or so to my other generals.​ -- Abraham Lincoln,​ on General Grant
2017-05-09  A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.​ -- Fred Allen
2017-05-08  We fight only when there is no other choice.​ We prefer the ways of peaceful contact.​ -- Kirk,​ "Spectre of the Gun",​ stardate 4385.​3
2017-05-07  Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.​ -- J.​P.​ Donleavy
2017-05-06  I Know A Joke!!
2017-05-05  I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.​ He's a very sick man.​ -- Fred Allen
2017-05-04  Oh what a tangled web we weave,​ when first we practice to deceive.​ -- Shakespeare
2017-05-03  For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.​.​.​ I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.​ -- Steven Wright
2017-05-02  To be awake is to be alive.​ -- Henry David Thoreau,​ in "Walden"
2017-05-01  True to our past we work with an inherited,​ observed,​ and accepted vision of personal futility,​ and of the beauty of the world.​ -- David Mamet
2017-04-30  Ahhhhhh.​.​.​ the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.​ It excites me to.​.​.​ acts of passion.​.​.​ acts of.​.​.​ ineptitude.​
2017-04-29  The universe is ruled by letting things take their course.​ It cannot be ruled by interfering.​ -- Chinese proverb
2017-04-26  Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.​
2017-04-25  .​.​.​ with liberty and justice for all .​.​.​ who can afford it.​
2017-04-24  Never have so many understood so little about so much.​ -- James Burke
2017-04-23  I know not how I came into this,​ shall I call it a dying life or a living death? -- St.​ Augustine
2017-04-21  Don't take life seriously,​ you'll never get out alive.​
2017-04-20  EARTH smog |​ bricks AIR -- mud -- FIRE soda water |​ tequila WATER
2017-04-19  Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.​
2017-04-18  APL is a write-only language.​ I can write programs in APL,​ but I can't read any of them.​ -- Roy Keir
2017-04-17  Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure.​ It can always be used as a bad example.​
2017-04-16  Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 .​.​.​
2017-04-15  Be open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.​
2017-04-14  The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.​ -- Dorothy Parker
2017-04-13  Generally speaking,​ the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.​ -- Miyamoto Musashi,​ 1645
2017-04-12  YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
2017-04-11  In fiction the recourse of the powerless is murder; in life the recourse of the powerless is petty theft.​
2017-04-10  BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
2017-04-09  Bondage maybe,​ discipline never! -- T.​K.​
2017-04-08  The three best things about going to school are June,​ July,​ and August.​
2017-04-07  Fried's 1st Rule: Increased automation of clerical function invariably results in increased operational costs.​
2017-04-05  "The medium is the message.​" -- Marshall McLuhan
2017-04-04  A penny saved is ridiculous.​
2017-04-03  The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".​
2017-04-02  "I have to convince you,​ or at least snow you .​.​.​" -- Prof.​ Romas Aleliunas,​ CS 435
2017-04-01  Are you having fun yet?
2017-03-31  Every journalist has a novel in him,​ which is an excellent place for it.​
2017-03-30  A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.​ -- Oscar Wilde,​ "The Portrait of Mr.​ W.​H.​"
2017-03-29  The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.​ -- Dwight MacDonald
2017-03-28  If you want to make God laugh,​ tell him about your plans.​ -- Woody Allen
Love is in the offing.​ Be affectionate to one who adores you.​
2017-03-23  enhance,​ v.​: To tamper with an image,​ usually to its detriment.​
2017-03-22  Nonsense and beauty have close connections.​ -- E.​M.​ Forster
2017-03-21  Love tells us many things that are not so.​ -- Krainian Proverb
Love means nothing to a tennis player.​
2017-03-16  Reality does not exist -- yet.​


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