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- Welcome to irc.shakeababy.net
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- Now its time for **UPDATED** conversational spanish with grimlock
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- Las ardillas. Me persiguen. Quieren mis tuercas pero no pueden tenerlas.
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- no habla? the squirrels. they chase me. they want my nuts but they
- can not have them.
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- El gato en mi pantalones, quiere mi burrito. Pero el no puede
- tenerlo. No compartire con el.
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- Still no habla? the cat in my pants, he wants my burrito. But he can
- not have it. I will not share with him.
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- Por que el perro que lame mis bolas? Debo de haber banado en mantequilla
- de mani de nuevo ...
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- Really!?!? No habla?! You really need to work on your spanglish skills..
- Why is the dog licking my balls? I must have bathed in peanut butter
- again...
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- Cuando salgo de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me
- doy cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.
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- You really need to sign up for my formal spanish lessons. I can teach
- many more useful phrases phrases! When I leave the barber after having
- my back shaved, I realize it would be much cheaper to own a herd of goats.
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- Usted dice que el tomate, digo que me gusta la leche con chocolate y
- panecillos. Has visto a mi cepillo de dientes?
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- My lesson rates are very reasonable! I can teach you to splanglish like
- I do! You say tomato, I say I like chocolate milk and bagels. Have you
- seen my toothbrush?
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- This has been conversational spanish with grimlock, time for
- something more serious.
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