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- Welcome to LOAU, an Oceanius server physically located in Dallas, Texas.
- This server is sponsored by Sliqua Enterprise Hosting, Inc. (www.sliqua.com)
-
- [ABOUT]
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- LOAU: God of Oceanic Drink.
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- He came down to Earth to see how humans were coping. Everywhere he went he was
- thought to be a king at the very least, and was feted and feasted using the
- very best turtle shell tureens, but the booze was pretty rough.
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- Trying to use a humbler approach he eventually came to a poor couple living
- in a shack. It was no use - he was a visitor and must be given the best.
- The trouble in this case was there was no best. Just a vegetable patch.
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- So they cooked a small daughter after burying her cut-off head, hoping they
- could pass her off as chicken or something. LOAU was most upset and didn't
- take a bite; pointing out the error of their ways and insisting the poor
- little corpse must be properly buried.
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- He now needed a strong drink to help cope with the shock but there wasn't any.
- This caused even more shock, and realizing he was a God and ought to remedy
- the situation, LOAU blessed the little corpse and from it sprang the Kava
- plant. This is a kind of pepper, the fermented roots of which make the Kava
- drink, which became known and loved throughout Oceania.
-
- [CLIENT POLICY]
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- More than (5) clones will be k:lined from the network without notice.
-
- If you have plans to flood / spam or otherwise act in an inappropriate manner,
- save the operator staff some time and /quit now.
-
- Your IRC client MUST respond to CTCP queries.
-
- [LEGAL DISCLAIMER]
-
- THE USE OF THIS SERVER AND NETWORK IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
-
- IRC is a free media, therefore no person or entity involved with Oceanius takes
- any responsibility whatsoever for the opinions expressed or the actions taken
- by users. Absolutely no warranty is either expressed or implied.
-
- No monitoring of private communications will ever occur on this server.
- The administration of this server believes strongly in your
- inalienable human right to privacy. Visit http://www.eff.org for more info.
-
- Pursuant to United States Code (USC), Title 18, Part 1, Section 2701
- Para (c), Oceanius may do a passive scan on your system to ensure it does
- not provide a security risk to our server or its users.
- If you do not consent to be scanned, please disconnect at once!
-
- Upon receiving a "k-line", users are on notice that they are no longer
- authorized to access Oceanius' systems. Any attempt to circumvent the restriction
- will be considered trespassing and subject to civil prosecution.
- The user is instructed to contact admin-team[at]oceanius[dot]com via e-mail
- to facilitate the removal of the restriction and to once again be authorized to
- use the system.
-
- [CONTACT INFORMATION]
-
- If you need assistance from a member of our team, e-mail admin-team[at]oceanius[dot]com
- or visit http://www.oceanius.com/support. While #Lobby is an official network
- channel, it is not meant to sort out abuse issues. Thanks for your cooperation.
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